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Drunken Antics

You haven’t made it to adult land without drinking and if you have, you’re a unicorn and I’d love to meet you!

Here are a few tips to not wake up regretting that bottle of tequila you went swimming in.

  • Have a ‘go to’ person to make sure you get home alive
  • Wear comfy shoes, for heavens sake you don’t want to have to take them off or have blisters the size or oranges the next day.
  • Pay with your credit card, if you leave it at a bar no big deal, call the company and get a new one. Way better than losing cash or your debit card.
  • Download UBER, for fucks sake make sure you have a way home!
  • Have condoms, yeah yeah yeah, you’re not going to go home with a guy you met at the bar, please let’s be realistic here. And never depend on the guy to have condoms either, you don’t want to end up with the gift that keeps on giving.


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