Perks of being an adult

There are so many things wrong with being an adult like bills and responsibilities; fuck getting up at 6AM everyday. ¬†But once in a while life gives you a treat and you’re able to momentarily forget your¬†responsibilities.

Fabulous things about being a grown ass wo(man)

Cake for breakfast- who’s going to tell you no?
Breakfast for dinner? BOOM!
Brunch anytime of the day
Bath+ Champagne+ Bubbles
Don’t shower if you don’t want to, it’s OK to skip a day now and then
Watch cartoons all day
Walk around in your underwear
Wine- 2 buck chucks or wine subscriptions, you do you boo